- Anti Joke

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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