- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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