- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Prostitution is bad.......

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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