What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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