- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Emily Walker.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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