'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

binladin walks into the american seals

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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