- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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