- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

a skinny sumo wrestler

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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