Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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