- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

I have an idea! You leave.

No it doesnt..

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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