What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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