- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

a black man walks out of popeyes

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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