- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Women's Rights

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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