- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Barack Obama

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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