- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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