Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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