How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What is 9+10? 19

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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