- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

How high is the sky? True or False

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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