why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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