What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

thumb_up thumb_down +8

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Rebecca Black

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

thumb_up thumb_down +8

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops