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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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