How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Communism hehe xd

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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