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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

hers a joke... japanese people

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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