Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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