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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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