- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A guy walks into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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