What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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learn. advance!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

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