- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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