- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

men's rights activists

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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