Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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