- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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