Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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THe Election

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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