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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

. . I am a whale

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Cancer

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Abortion.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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