- Anti Joke

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.