Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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