- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's blue? The sky.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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