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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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