- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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