- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

ure mama's so fat

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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