- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A house comes around the corner.

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