How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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