- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

i had sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

quantum physics?

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??