- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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