- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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