What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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