how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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