- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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