A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

cancer

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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