- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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