you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

white or wheat? wheat please.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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