Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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