- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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