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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

i wonder who made this website? a human

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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