- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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