- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

SHUT UP JP

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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