So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

salad days!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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