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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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