When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Pickles

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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