- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A cat playing laser tag.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Get up Look in the mirror

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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