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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Haha, I get it..

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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