- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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