why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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No your aunties a joke

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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