What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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