- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

sky silverstein

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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