- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What is cowboy say

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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