- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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