Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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