- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

homosexual rights to marriage

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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