- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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