- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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