Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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