- Anti Joke

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Pickles are powerful

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.