- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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