There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Knock Knock Come in

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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