If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

the WNBA.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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