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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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