A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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