whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A black man walks out of a police station

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Charlie Sheen is winning

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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