- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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