- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Horse.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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