An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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