- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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