- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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