What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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