- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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