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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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