why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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