- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How old are you? 7

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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