- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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