What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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gingers

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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